About me: I currently live in Thornton, Colorado, along with my lovely wife Tara, and several furry creatures whose main purpose in life is to complain about being fed (no, not hairy children...2 jerk cats and a dog.) I work at Penton Media in Loveland, Colorado, but don't ask me what I do all day. I think it has something to do with computers.

When I'm not busy not updating this site, I might be busy complaining about Gil Thorp or praising monkeys.

Want to talk to me? E-mail me here.
Links to some other sites I might possibly have something to do with:

Beattiecutt Family Blog
The Gil Thorp Blog
Facebook Page
Football Outsiders
Mr. T References on
the Simspons

Zeta Delta Xi
Not me
  * So far this is the actual only qualifying story I have found: CNN.com - Man sentenced for monkeys in pants ...
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